WINNING…the battle royale of 2011

So who has won the battle of 2011? In this corner we have Mel Gibson v. in the other corner we have Lindsey Lohan. In this corner we have NPR vs. in the last corner we have Charlie Sheen.

here’s the tale of the tape…

MEL GIBSON: ““I slapped Oksana one time with an open hand in an attempt to bring her back to reality. I did not slap her hard, I was just trying to shock her.” – charged with MISDEMEANOR BATTERY

LINDSEY LOHAN: “The L.A. County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she’s convicted of felony grand theft, TMZ reports. Multiple sources familiar with the probation report say the report contains something “shocking” and “devastating” against Lindsay. The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics, only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay. Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.” – yet to be charged…

NPR: “Juan Williams once again got himself into trouble with NPR for comments he made at his other job, at Fox News. And NPR’s reaction has unleashed an unprecedented firestorm of criticism directed not at Williams – but at NPR. NPR fired Williams Wednesday night after 10 years with the network for comments he made about Muslims on Fox News.” – no crime, just a moron, which should be…

CHARLIE SHEEN: “Sheen, who made $1.2 million per episode, is demanding he be compensated for the 8 cancelled episodes from the current season — and is also suing on behalf of the sitcom’s crew. His attorney Marty Singer slams Lorre for making Sheen “the scapegoat” in the ongoing war over the series. “[Lorre] believes himself to be so wealthy and powerful that he can unilaterally decide to take money away from the dedicated cast and crew …in order to serve his own ego and self-interest.” – no charge…

Gibson v. Lohan: Lohan wins…by a landslide…jailtime over a slap on the wrist…

NPR v. Sheen: both fired…so who cares….

LINDSEY LOHAN wins by default…(and because I love her when she wears the white dress to court)…

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